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Famous Lupin and Rakasta Proverbs

by Bruce Heard

Can you guess the RW proverbs and their authors? :o)

1. "Women and rakasta will do as they please. Men and lupins should relax and get used to the idea."

2. "In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, each Immortals should have a lupin that will worship him and a rakasta that will ignore him."

3. "There is no healer in the world like a young lupin licking your face."

4. "Rakasta's motto: No matter what you've done wrong, always try to make it look like the lupin did it."

5. "The average lupin is a nicer person than the average rakasta."

6. "If you befriend a starving lupin and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a lupin and a rakasta."

7. "I've seen a look in rakastas' eyes, a quickly vanishing look of amazed contempt, and I am convinced that basically rakastas think lupins are nuts."

8. "Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how lupins spend their lives."

Thought you would appreciate the humour!