Famous Ochalean Proverbs
by Bruce Heard"Passionate kiss like spider's web -- soon lead to undoing of fly."
"Virginity like bubble. One prick -- all gone!"
"Foolish man give wife grand piano. Wise man give wife upright organ."
"Man with one chopstick go hungry."
"Man who scratches behind should not bite fingernails."
"Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse."
"Man who sleep in cathouse by day, sleep in doghouse by night."
"Man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night."
"It takes many nails to build a crib, but one screw to fill it."
"Man who ride like hell, bound to get there!"
"Man who lives in glass house should change in basement"
"He who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs."